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No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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